Jo urged me to try this cracker combo.
It's PC Blue Menu Ancient Grains crackers with Miracle Whip and shredded dried pork. Works for me! The shredded meat adds the salty meaty flavour, and the fake mayonnaise adds the slightly sour tang and acts as glue to the cracker. Good combination.
She also offered me some PC sparkling apple juice, which tasted pretty good.
Cheers to Jo for food sharing!