At first, I was really excited to eat teddy bear shaped breaded chicken nuggets. In the Kosher aisle of the grocery store, I took a while deliberating if I wanted these or the dinosaur shaped ones.
Then I tried eating them, and I suddenly craved McDonald's chicken McNuggets. These things didn't taste like meat. They reminded me of that Simpsons episode when the kids find out their cafeteria food is made from shredded newspaper.
Looks like I'll have to shape my own meat from now on.